the epipleggtic bicycle
Having built Ben Broomfields "SNB" I got jealous because it was so "sick and nang" (urban dictionary can supply definitions and etymology) so I made one for myself that was the same but different.
I like eggs, riding bikes, snowflakes , racks , big tires, ltd. ed. Steve Peat X-lite stuff, and mid range Shimano
I dislike filing, scratching very nice/expensive paint, and above all internal routeing for anything, on anything (except when it's functional ie. for aerodynamic advantage or so that you can run a front brake and still do bar spins)
This bike is the rationalization of those ideas.